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Dumb Laws aren't a just thing of the past. We're tracking down breaking news in the world of crazy laws. Keep checking back, because there are new stories every week. The next one could be in your hometown. Let us help keep you on the right side of the law!

License to Drive Naked

Posted by Danny an June 18, 2009

Some laws are absolutely necessary to hold together the fabric of a decent society. Some you might think are necessary, but aren’t on the books at all.

A man who was caught driving naked was let go because there was no law against such behavior, according to Jacksonville.com.

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Where’s There Smoke, There’s Laws

Posted by Danny an June 12, 2009

We have nothing against smoking laws. Smoking has been proven to be a dangerous, unhealthy and disgusting habit and the state should encourage people not to smoke without erasing their choice to do so.

But the law shouldn’t make smoking even worse for your health.

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The Only Gun In a Bar Should Be Behind It

Posted by Danny an June 7, 2009

Guns are an important constitutional right for this country. Everyone is allowed to have one regardless of their social status, creed or level of intelligence.

Tennessee has had level of drunkeness to that list since state legislators have allowed guns to be carried in bars, according to the AP.

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Stars & Cripes!

Posted by Danny an May 30, 2009

Don’t ever run the U.S. and the Canadian flag within 30 miles of each other. There’s nothing with it. It’s just someone might try and cut it down and claim they are being patriotic for their side.

And in the American’s case, they are enforcing the law, according to the Tampa Bay Times.

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Keep Indians Out of Minnesota

Posted by Danny an May 25, 2009

The Minnesota legislature is very close to catching up with over 140 years of history without having to fly around the world a million times at the speed of sound. That would be stupid because everyone knows that’s really not how you create time travel.

The House is asking the White House to repeal a very old federal law that allows Dakota Indians from living within the state’s borders, according to the Minneapolis Star-Tribune.

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Hating-on the New Hate Crimes Bill

Posted by Danny an May 19, 2009

How can anyone have anything against hate crimes legislation? It provide strict punishment for a very harsh and simple-minded motivated crime. That’s easy. They have to get re-elected.

A hate crimes prevention bill received opposition from a U.S. representative because it would have a “chilling effect” on people who commit hate crimes, according to CrooksandLiars.com.

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Ticket to Deride

Posted by Danny an May 13, 2009

D.C. is a screwy town. That’s the understatement of the year. That’s like saying that all vegans are miserable and Rush Limbaugh must be on drugs.

But it goes beyond all logic. MyFoxDC discovered that townships throughout the city have completely different laws.

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The Gang’s Not Alright

Posted by Danny an May 5, 2009

If you find yourself having to stand up to the terroristic tyranny of street gangs who are prone to use violence for every answer to their problems, what better way to counteract their actions by passing more laws? That was sarcasm, by the way.

The Australian government hopes to wipe out biker gangs by doing just that, according to the Australian Broadcasting Corp.

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Poker? I Hardly Know ‘er!

Posted by Danny an April 28, 2009

Lots of states have anti-poker laws on the books because the government wants to protect you from unnecessarily losing your money to fruitless efforts in this day and age of economic uncertainty (cough GM! cough).

But a new dissection study on the elements of the game could reclassify it entirely and make all of those anti-poker gambling laws obsolete, according to New Scientist magazine.

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A Real Threat to Marriage

Posted by Danny an April 20, 2009

A lot of naysayers claim that legalizing gay marriage would not only damage the sanctity of marriage, but destroy the bond of people who are currently married. That’s not true. Marriage breaks the bond between two people who are married.

Florida, however, has taken this concept a step further making it a crime for unmarried couples to intermingle or even live together.

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