John McCain has been able to accept public donations for his campaign, unlike Barak Obama who basically told America that he doesn’t need their money, the way Paris Hilton would to her parents if she had any free will, dignity and initiative of her own.

McCain’s been able to do both, however, because of a loophole in the law, according to the Daily Kos.

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There’s nothing inherently wrong with this law, except the fact that it didn’t pass with flying colors and actually had a bit of debate about it. There should have been a unanimous pro-vote on this baby with zero seconds of debate followed by a “Hella ya” by the chief justice of the Supreme Court.

The Wisconsin Supreme Court reinforced a law that bans sex with dead bodies by a vote of 5-2, according to the AP.

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Some states needed to do some spring cleaning. It’s too late now. It’s summer. No one does any summer cleaning. It’s too damn hot. If you want someone to do your cleaning in the summer, hire someone who can deal with the heat, like someone’s who’s constantly on fire.

Virginia still has a bunch of dumb laws on the books, according a story by the Virginian Pilot.

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The attack of the baggy pants laws are back, this time in Flint, Mich. where the local police are hoping that the way to stop crime form happening is through its pants.

The police chief has ordered his officers to start “cracking down” (the newspaper’s words, not mine) on people who wear baggy pants, according to the the Flint Journal.

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Apparently, someone is spreading some misinformation about some fake dumb laws on the Internet. Don’t look at me.

According to the Canton Repository, some citizens believe some dumb laws on the books that aren’t actually there.

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