Just a word of warning to any of you who run blogs and need this story for your site: if you’re going to do an image search on Google for the word “balls,” make sure you have your automatic filter turned on or you will never be able to look at your first gym teacher the same way again.

According to Reuters, the Florida legislature (who else?) approved a statewide ban on fake testicles.

The testicles in question are those giant pairs of meat spheres that hang from the hitches of pickup trucks to compensate for the extremely tiny genitalia of the drivers.

Now people driving through the state with a pair back there can be fined as much as $60, $30 for each ball we’re assuming.