Beauty & the Beastiality
I’ve heard about lawmakers trying to tighten a loophole, but this is ridiculous…
OLYMPIA (Seattle Post Intelligencer Reporter) – Sen. Pam Roach, R-Auburn, will present her anti-bestiality bill to the Senate Judiciary Committee Tuesday afternoon. Bestiality is not illegal in Washington. Roach says people who have sex with animals are victimizing them, just like pedophiles molest children.
It’s NOT, repeat, NOT illegal to have sex with animals in Washington. You know, usually my jokes END with a punchline.
The bill is inspired (maybe “inspiration” is the wrong word to use) from an incident in which a man died while trying to have sex with a horse. That’s what you get when you don’t even offer to buy dinner on the first date.
The bill, if passed, would make beastiality a Class C felony, which according to the Washington Penal Code (quit giggling) is punishable by a prison term between one and three months, a hefty fine and constant ridicule from the jaywalkers in Cell Block C.