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Cell Hell

Any law that attempts to curb the tide of preventing unnecessary text messaging on cell phones while driving is fine by me. As for the opposite…

Twenty two states that banned texting while driving also offer some kind of traffic awareness service that drivers can access through their (wait for it) cell phones, according to the AP.

Talk about mixed messages! Sorry, it’s late and I’m all out of jokes.

Of course, the state’s all urge drivers to check the website on their computer instead of their phones. That’s just great, now drivers are using their computers behind the wheel as well as their phones!

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