Keep Indians Out of Minnesota
The Minnesota legislature is very close to catching up with over 140 years of history without having to fly around the world a million times at the speed of sound. That would be stupid because everyone knows that’s really not how you create time travel.
The House is asking the White House to repeal a very old federal law that allows Dakota Indians from living within the state’s borders, according to the Minneapolis Star-Tribune.
The law was passed in 1863 and signed into law by President Abraham Lincoln who approved the law because he loved littering.
The House asked President Barack Obama to repel the law because its “terms are obsolete and its presence is a continuing offense.” Obama sent a reply that read, “But enough about GM.” Oh snap!