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We are dedicated to bringing you the largest collection of stupid laws available anywhere. Some of the strange laws that are still on the books will amaze you!


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First You Get the Weather, Then You Get the Power

Posted by Danny on November 20, 2008

The state of Texas wants to control the weather. That isn’t a set up to a joke or some kind of clever metaphorical jape referring to the state’s never ending battle against political corruption or their need to make everything as big as the sky. If it were, I wouldn’t be writing for this place.

The Texas Agricultural Code literally includes a grant program for finding a way to control the weather.

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When You Mess With the Bear You Get the Horns, If the Bear Has Horns

Posted by Danny on November 12, 2008

Some people like to make fun of and ridicule places like Alabama as being a haven of backwards, unintelligent slobs who protest government intervention in private affairs while depending on it for everything else. So if you are one of those people, keep reading because you’re bound to enjoy it.

Alabama has a law that specifically prevents bear wrestling, according to the Alabama State Code.

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Despite All My Rage, I Am Still Just a Pig in a Cage

Posted by Danny on November 3, 2008

Some things sound too good to be true. A hottie at the bar who thinks you’re the best looking guy in the world will wake up next to you screaming and keep on drinking to erase the memory. A TV infomercial that promises thousands of dollars in returns fails to mention that the thousands of dollars in returns go into their pocket.

But this law on our books claiming that Florida’s Constitution actually has a prevision that actually protects pregnant pigs also sounds too good to be true, right?

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Put in a Difficult Position

Posted by Danny on October 25, 2008

Ain’t love grand? Not in the eyes of the law. To the law, it’s a filthy, disgusting, degrading and repulsive act that reduces human beings to the lowest form of human life, that and murder.

Ancient laws have long forbidden the forbidden acts of the bedroom, but one law seems to have floated around in different forms, the pro-missionary position law, which allegedly states that couples can only have sex in the missionary position.

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Please Don’t Walk on the Butterflies

Posted by Danny on October 17, 2008

Every year, hundreds of monarch butterflies make the long arduous trek to Pacific Grove, Calif. as part of an annual mating ritual because if you only had one chance per year to get laid, you’d run 100 miles straight in a blinding snowstorm if you had to.

These critters are so beloved by the town that they had made it a very serious crime if any harm comes to them.

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