First You Get the Weather, Then You Get the Power
The state of Texas wants to control the weather. That isn’t a set up to a joke or some kind of clever metaphorical jape referring to the state’s never ending battle against political corruption or their need to make everything as big as the sky. If it were, I wouldn’t be writing for this place.
The Texas Agricultural Code literally includes a grant program for finding a way to control the weather.
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Some people like to make fun of and ridicule places like Alabama as being a haven of backwards, unintelligent slobs who protest government intervention in private affairs while depending on it for everything else. So if you are one of those people, keep reading because you’re bound to enjoy it.
Some things sound too good to be true. A hottie at the bar who thinks you’re the best looking guy in the world will wake up next to you screaming and keep on drinking to erase the memory. A TV infomercial that promises thousands of dollars in returns fails to mention that the thousands of dollars in returns go into their pocket.
Ain’t love grand? Not in the eyes of the law. To the law, it’s a filthy, disgusting, degrading and repulsive act that reduces human beings to the lowest form of human life, that and murder.
Every year, hundreds of monarch butterflies make the long arduous trek to Pacific Grove, Calif.