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License to Drive Naked

Some laws are absolutely necessary to hold together the fabric of a decent society. Some you might think are necessary, but aren’t on the books at all.

A man who was caught driving naked was let go because there was no law against such behavior, according to Jacksonville.com.

Police caught the man as part of a five-hour drug bust on a major highway. Producing a naked man have five hours of any work would make me really question about the choices I’ve made in my life and whether or not God truly loves me.

Police simply ordered him to put on some clothes, get back behind the wheel and drive home. They had to let him go because no law prohibits driving naked. Where’s a governor when you really need him? Argentina, of course.

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