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Psychic Law Kicked

I’m sure the people who were against this law saw this repel coming. I don’t mean it was obvious to them. I mean they could literally see it.

North Carolina used to have an anti-fortune teller law on the books.

There’s nothing unusual or odd about anti-fraud laws such as these. This one, however, is different because it specifically does “not prohibit the amateur practice of phrenology, palmistry, fortune-telling or clairvoyance in connection with school or church socials.”

So that means if you opened a fortune cookie before 2004 when the law prohibited, SWAT teams will crash through the window, force you to the ground with flash bang grenades and assault rifles and haul you off to jail.

The ironic part is before you get to the jail, you’ll be hungry again.

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