Saying No to Ass Crack
The attack of the baggy pants laws are back, this time in Flint, Mich. where the local police are hoping that the way to stop crime form happening is through its pants.
The police chief has ordered his officers to start “cracking down” (the newspaper’s words, not mine) on people who wear baggy pants, according to the the Flint Journal.
Of course, the question arises of how it will be enforced? Will officers be forced to take tailoring classes in order to crack down on the new law?
Under the new law, officers can arrest someone for wearing baggy pants and they can be fined $500 and face up to three years in jail where belts aren’t allowed because you can technically hang yourself with them.
Some residents won’t stand for it, the baggy pants, I mean. They call it things like “disgusting” and “disgraceful.” Never mind that Flint has the third highest crime rate in the country. No, the guys with the plumber butts are what’s really giving this town a bad name.