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Sign of the Times

You can put up all the signs you want, but you still can’t outlaw stupid.

A mother wants the state to require new drivers to put signs in their windows warning other drivers that the person behind the wheel is a “newly licensed” driver, according to the Atlanta Journal Constitution.

The idea is a good one if your goal is to distract drivers even further by giving them something else they have to pay attention to one the road.

It’s all part of mothers’ ongoing crusade to make driving the least cool activity of all time. Next thing you know, they’ll be requiring helmets because those airbags hurt.

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