Censorship may not have the intensity it once did when the sight of a five inch hemline sent people into epileptic shock, but that doesn’t mean it’s no longer around.

According to The Indianapolis Star, a new law is on the books requiring people who sell dirty books and magazines to register with the Secretary of State’s office.

The problem is the law is so poorly worded that just about anything can be considered as obscene, even your mother.

The bad news is that this means some stores that don’t even sell such lurid material will have to register with the state and pay a special tax. The good news is your local library can finally start stocking hardcore porno.

Several people have signed a petition asking the Governor to thrust his veto into the bill or they will take the state to trial in the hopes that it won’t be able to stand up in court.