That Better Be REAL Cocaine
Every state has drug laws on the books. But only Arizona has the balls to take it a step farther. We mean literal balls. Arizona has been teabagging Mexico for years.
The state law prohibits the manufacturing of fake drugs.
Of course, that hasn’t stopped the growing population of pretend drug dealers throughout the state.
The defendant also can’t claim that the substance was real as his defense. I guess because the state doesn’t like it when their defendants admit to any wrongdoing. Makes for a lot of messy paperwork.