The Future is Illegal
Imagine if the Terminator had once again come to us from the future to warn us of the impending doom that awaits all of mankind.
If he landed in Yamhill, Oregon, he would have immediately been locked up and robots would enslave the Earth into extinction.
The city of Yamhill forbids the “occult arts” including any unscientific or unsound practice “whereby an attempt or pretense is made.” In other words, it’s illegal to predict the future in Yamhill. Too bad, someone could have told them I would be making fun of their town.
Before you ask, the law specifically does not outlaw anything connected to a religious teaching or belief. So as long as your priest tells you the lottery numbers, you’re fine.